








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 114 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 113 matches | ||
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2726 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,571 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3496 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2552 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2123 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2400 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $775,084 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bountyhunterr* | 60% | 70 |
| #2 | MamaAlien | 58% | 43 |
| #3 | HuangTong | 58% | 45 |
| #4 | Adam- | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | IseeUdere | 56% | 227 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | bébite | 56% | 45 |
| #7 | redd. | 53% | 109 |
| #8 | Krissy | 46% | 26 |
| #9 | moonexe | 42% | 19 |
| #10 | ADK | 42% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IseeUdere | 11 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | redd. | 8 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | HuangTong | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Adam- | 3 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | MamaAlien | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IseeUdere | 835 | 0.18 | 26 min |
| #2 | redd. | 401 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #3 | Bountyhunterr* | 260 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #4 | bébite | 218 | 0.23 | 6 min |
| #5 | Adam- | 135 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | IseeUdere | +3.15 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | Adam- | +2.17 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | ADK | +2.05 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | Krissy | +1.84 | 77 | 60 |
| #5 | HuangTong | +1.45 | 67 | 51 |





