








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 390 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 147 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




123 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,927 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2769 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3885 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2162 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4111 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,075,768 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1459 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuangTong | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | Guacamole | 50% | 225 |
| #3 | venmar | 47% | 62 |
| #4 | leisure | 45% | 171 |
| #5 | MommaMady | 44% | 294 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guacamole | 613 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | leisure | 581 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | Porky | 498 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | redd. | 212 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | HuangTong | 108 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HuangTong | +5.96 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | Guacamole | +3.65 | 63 | 66 |
| #3 | redd. | +3.10 | 85 | 54 |
| #4 | leisure | +2.06 | 70 | 60 |
| #5 | Porky | +1.68 | 60 | 38 |





