








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 65 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1677 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2422 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2157 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1240 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1806 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $332,593 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ kstrm | 75% | 12 |
| #2 | Superkai64 | 75% | 20 |
| #3 | Rickyisms | 70% | 33 |
| #4 | cayrine | 69% | 13 |
| #5 | Willeb | 68% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rickyisms | 5 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | Fence | 5 | 0.0160 |
| #3 | xantosz | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | ylr4k | 3 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | Jiimmy_b | 2 | 0.0101 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xantosz | 187 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | Willeb | 121 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | ylr4k | 108 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Rickyisms | 92 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Superkai64 | 85 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Hawk | +3.00 | 78 | 83 |
| #2 | TobskiiZ^ | +2.79 | 82 | 60 |
| #3 | Superkai64 | +2.41 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | cayrine | +1.39 | 80 | 69 |
| #5 | xantosz | +1.26 | 86 | 62 |





