








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1803 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,911 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 708 | 8% |
| Smokes | 2475 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3075 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 2653 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $942,043 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGOmicek | 55% | 148 |
| #2 | STRAFERKO | 53% | 119 |
| #3 | 4jax | 51% | 278 |
| #4 | K1ste | 41% | 51 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGOmicek | 55% | 148 |
| #2 | STRAFERKO | 53% | 119 |
| #3 | 4jax | 51% | 278 |
| #4 | K1ste | 41% | 51 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 38% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4jax | 14 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | EGOmicek | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | STRAFERKO | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | K1ste | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | DRUMCODE | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EGOmicek | 633 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | 4jax | 227 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | STRAFERKO | 171 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #4 | DRUMCODE | 59 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | K1ste | 24 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STRAFERKO | +2.81 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | 4jax | +2.22 | 65 | 51 |
| #3 | EGOmicek | +0.41 | 59 | 67 |
| #4 | Faky | -2.37 | 45 | 50 |
| #5 | K1ste | -3.26 | 64 | 31 |





