








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1440 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 99 matches | ||
| Faceit | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 61 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,402 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4697 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3786 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3099 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3820 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,059,323 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 742 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ꝱムЍ | 79% | 28 |
| #2 | kaio | 77% | 22 |
| #3 | pan1c | 77% | 73 |
| #4 | Tottii | 72% | 146 |
| #5 | FataL | 70% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaWo | 832 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | FataL | 731 | 0.18 | 16 min |
| #3 | Tottii | 479 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 286 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #5 | samsamsam | 268 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmonkey | +5.52 | 90 | 70 |
| #2 | yester | +1.45 | 85 | 68 |
| #3 | FaWo | +1.37 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | chromakg- | +1.28 | 86 | 69 |
| #5 | FataL | +1.16 | 86 | 59 |





