








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 463 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,625 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3437 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4333 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3520 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3335 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,479,310 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 371 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmonkey | 77% | 73 |
| #2 | CHri$ | 68% | 31 |
| #3 | Tottii | 67% | 83 |
| #4 | FaWo | 60% | 144 |
| #5 | stinkwer?Oo | 59% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | famke | 44% | 34 |
| #14 | rico | 44% | 25 |
| #15 | freeq | 42% | 50 |
| #16 | MissMil4 | 41% | 51 |
| #17 | insi | 35% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 14 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | FaWo | 10 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | FataL | 7 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | xmonkey | 6 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | insi | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FataL | 1177 | 0.22 | 27 min |
| #2 | twitch.tv/tvorbital | 888 | 0.22 | 22 min |
| #3 | FaWo | 799 | 0.29 | 20 min |
| #4 | Tottii | 308 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #5 | xmonkey | 283 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xmonkey | +5.91 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | you | +4.64 | 82 | 72 |
| #3 | FataL | +3.15 | 89 | 59 |
| #4 | Tottii | +1.90 | 82 | 75 |
| #5 | FaWo | +1.77 | 67 | 67 |





