








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,247 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3559 | 35% |
| Smokes | 2898 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2216 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1574 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $608,315 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 170 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunarz | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | manna81 ❤ | 59% | 61 |
| #3 | J3alou5 | 57% | 30 |
| #4 | Nef | 54% | 99 |
| #5 | mutiny | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | wulttt:)) | 52% | 63 |
| #7 | z1x | 52% | 23 |
| #8 | woyan | 44% | 18 |
| #9 | p9nda | 43% | 21 |
| #10 | LeRo | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nef | 13 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | manna81 ❤ | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | mutiny | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | p9nda | 2 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | 253 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | 145 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | mutiny | 95 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | LeRo | 85 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #5 | J3alou5 | 69 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aimlox | +1.62 | 85 | 65 |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | +1.55 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | Sunarz | +1.29 | 83 | 52 |
| #4 | manna81 ❤ | +0.62 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | mutiny | +0.06 | 85 | 54 |





