








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 610 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 60 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10591 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,667 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5629 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7436 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4272 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5330 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,044,981 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1121 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | 60% | 50 |
| #2 | Sunarz | 59% | 120 |
| #3 | mutiny | 59% | 75 |
| #4 | Nef | 58% | 99 |
| #5 | Osama bin Laden | 55% | 249 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Muka420 | 47% | 146 |
| #12 | ok spaghet e | 44% | 133 |
| #13 | Kilbz | 43% | 90 |
| #14 | Le_AbrA | 43% | 146 |
| #15 | m2his | 37% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nef | 17 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | woyan | 14 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Le_AbrA | 14 | 0.0048 |
| #4 | Janitsek | 13 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | ok spaghet e | 11 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Osama bin Laden | 580 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | woyan | 328 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Janitsek | 309 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | manna81 ❤ | 261 | 0.26 | 6 min |
| #5 | Le_AbrA | 258 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wulttt:)) | +2.71 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | mutiny | +2.07 | 88 | 57 |
| #3 | manna81 ❤ | +1.85 | 85 | 58 |
| #4 | Sunarz | +1.56 | 87 | 46 |
| #5 | Nef | +1.36 | 82 | 38 |





