








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 357 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3427 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,049 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 778 | 19% |
| Smokes | 907 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 931 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1433 | 35% |
Our logs show you have wasted $869,019 of utility $139 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Monki Donki | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | uncle Vova | 59% | 44 |
| #3 | manna81 ❤ | 58% | 168 |
| #4 | wulttt:)) | 58% | 99 |
| #5 | J3alou5 | 57% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Aimlox | 54% | 99 |
| #8 | Sunarz | 49% | 45 |
| #9 | woyan | 48% | 23 |
| #10 | z1x | 46% | 37 |
| #11 | Osama bin Laden | 40% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Aimlox | 12 | 0.0061 |
| #3 | mutiny | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | J3alou5 | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | wulttt:)) | 4 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | 670 | 0.20 | 16 min |
| #2 | Aimlox | 372 | 0.19 | 9 min |
| #3 | wulttt:)) | 252 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #4 | mutiny | 239 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | J3alou5 | 210 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wulttt:)) | +1.63 | 80 | 55 |
| #2 | Nef | +1.54 | 83 | 36 |
| #3 | Aimlox | +1.23 | 84 | 65 |
| #4 | manna81 ❤ | +1.11 | 85 | 56 |
| #5 | mutiny | +0.86 | 84 | 53 |





