








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 211 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3812 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,143 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4315 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3092 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3706 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3030 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,165,987 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 13 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | 1109 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | QueenH0pper | 304 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | mutiny | 244 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | jupats23 | 188 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #5 | Aimlox | 116 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | H3ltZ | +2.67 | 94 | 60 |
| #2 | manna81 ❤ | +2.14 | 86 | 59 |
| #3 | jupats23 | +1.77 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | Nef | +1.48 | 82 | 38 |
| #5 | mutiny | +0.92 | 85 | 54 |





