








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 406 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5029 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,568 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5360 | 40% |
| Smokes | 2092 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2485 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3631 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,484,750 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1332 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sunarz | 62% | 29 |
| #2 | wulttt:)) | 60% | 50 |
| #3 | Aimlox | 59% | 61 |
| #4 | Osama bin Laden | 58% | 24 |
| #5 | Nef | 58% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nef | 42 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | J3alou5 | 21 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | Deine Gondo | 18 | 0.0381 |
| #4 | mutiny | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | Monki Donki | 6 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J3alou5 | 641 | 0.11 | 14 min |
| #2 | mutiny | 372 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Aimlox | 254 | 0.20 | 7 min |
| #4 | Monki Donki | 157 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | uncle Vova | 138 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | manna81 ❤ | +2.01 | 86 | 59 |
| #2 | Nef | +2.00 | 84 | 35 |
| #3 | Aimlox | +1.73 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | Deine Gondo | +1.68 | 86 | 37 |
| #5 | wulttt:)) | +1.16 | 82 | 54 |





