








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 647 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 29 matches | ||
| Faceit | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2917 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,375 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9566 | 43% |
| Smokes | 5916 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2921 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3972 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $747,723 of utility $88 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Amidz | 50% | 28 |
| #2 | MyspaceTom | 48% | 168 |
| #3 | TonyPepproni | 47% | 191 |
| #4 | Treble | 46% | 284 |
| #5 | Johnny Hollywood | 43% | 313 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonyPepproni | 680 | 0.17 | 20 min |
| #2 | Johnny Hollywood | 492 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #3 | MyspaceTom | 461 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #4 | Treble | 378 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #5 | ShweetTee | 246 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TonyPepproni | +3.73 | 74 | 79 |
| #2 | Treble | +3.17 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | Amidz | -0.04 | 62 | 49 |
| #4 | Filthy Casual | -0.26 | 69 | 86 |
| #5 | MyspaceTom | -0.68 | 41 | 63 |





