








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 628 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Premier | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2608 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1185 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1817 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1346 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1421 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $868,124 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 574 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mür1n | 67% | 24 |
| #2 | B I G ⚡︎ ejdyyy | 61% | 18 |
| #3 | T0mk0 | 56% | 16 |
| #4 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 52% | 186 |
| #5 | EBOLA | 51% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 11 | 0.0028 |
| #2 | EBOLA | 11 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | 🄼🄴🅁🄲🅈 | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Mür1n | 5 | 0.0101 |
| #5 | Dustin ♕ | 2 | 0.0060 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 388 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #2 | 🄼🄴🅁🄲🅈 | 185 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | EBOLA | 162 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | Mür1n | 44 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Meth ♕ | 33 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mür1n | +3.17 | 89 | 66 |
| #2 | Honinov | +2.54 | 50 | 51 |
| #3 | Dustin ♕ | +1.02 | 36 | 53 |
| #4 | Meth ♕ | +0.73 | 62 | 32 |
| #5 | T0mk0 | +0.55 | 58 | 26 |





