








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1028 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 244 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 186 matches | ||
| Premier | 176 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9452 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,850 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4753 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6069 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5822 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 5206 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,482,329 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 343 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agydar | 54% | 81 |
| #2 | L๏๏ຮe 𝕝ᎥƤຮ | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | Honinov | 51% | 156 |
| #4 | Mür1n | 50% | 387 |
| #5 | Pusinka T1G3R12 | 50% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Pusinka T1G3R12 | 50% | 64 |
| #6 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 50% | 632 |
| #7 | Revenant | 49% | 262 |
| #8 | ♛ Dom1n ♛ | 48% | 160 |
| #9 | 🄼🄴🅁🄲🅈 | 42% | 290 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 39 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | Mür1n | 36 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | 🄼🄴🅁🄲🅈 | 18 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Revenant | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | ♛ Dom1n ♛ | 12 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♕Urmumgay♕ | 1149 | 0.09 | 26 min |
| #2 | Mür1n | 642 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #3 | 🄼🄴🅁🄲🅈 | 592 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #4 | Revenant | 297 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Honinov | 216 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mür1n | +3.58 | 90 | 55 |
| #2 | L๏๏ຮe 𝕝ᎥƤຮ | +2.16 | 52 | 39 |
| #3 | Honinov | +2.08 | 48 | 50 |
| #4 | Pusinka T1G3R12 | +1.77 | 44 | 45 |
| #5 | ♛ Dom1n ♛ | +1.41 | 75 | 57 |





