








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 591 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 104 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,626 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3071 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3822 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3555 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2178 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,041,848 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalister | 68% | 38 |
| #2 | макито косаламо | 59% | 113 |
| #3 | Kitty of Chaos | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | бехмир | 48% | 255 |
| #5 | skank | 47% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Kitty of Chaos | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | бехмир | 48% | 255 |
| #5 | skank | 47% | 38 |
| #6 | SkankovaKita | 46% | 95 |
| #7 | Ordi | 44% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | бехмир | 42 | 0.0084 |
| #2 | Kitty of Chaos | 13 | 0.0146 |
| #3 | SkankovaKita | 11 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | макито косаламо | 10 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | skank | 7 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | бехмир | 974 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | SkankovaKita | 283 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | макито косаламо | 199 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #4 | Ordi | 167 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Kitty of Chaos | 132 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | макито косаламо | +5.60 | 88 | 59 |
| #2 | Kitty of Chaos | +3.04 | 77 | 53 |
| #3 | Kalister | +2.38 | 72 | 53 |
| #4 | бехмир | +2.31 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | joca_bar | -0.54 | 46 | 49 |





