








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 842 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 92 matches | ||
| Premier | 74 matches | ||
| Wingman | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6079 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,931 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4551 | 35% |
| Smokes | 4392 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 3054 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 934 | 7% |
Our logs show you have wasted $647,834 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalister | 67% | 72 |
| #2 | didlzz | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | joca_bar | 59% | 113 |
| #4 | бехмир | 53% | 328 |
| #5 | SkankovaKita | 51% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | didlzz | 65% | 40 |
| #3 | joca_bar | 59% | 113 |
| #4 | бехмир | 53% | 328 |
| #5 | SkankovaKita | 51% | 45 |
| #6 | Ordi | 35% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | бехмир | 49 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | joca_bar | 20 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | Kalister | 4 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | SkankovaKita | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | didlzz | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | бехмир | 1234 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | joca_bar | 170 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Kalister | 166 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | SkankovaKita | 138 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #5 | didlzz | 122 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | макито косаламо | +3.29 | 87 | 57 |
| #2 | Kalister | +1.53 | 71 | 55 |
| #3 | бехмир | +0.28 | 56 | 44 |
| #4 | didlzz | -2.42 | 38 | 49 |
| #5 | joca_bar | -2.46 | 50 | 53 |





