








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 659 | 44% |
| Smokes | 245 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 365 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 241 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $75,041 of utility $46 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | макито косаламо | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | Kalister | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | joca_bar | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | didlzz | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | бехмир | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | макито косаламо | 69% | 26 |
| #2 | Kalister | 50% | 22 |
| #3 | joca_bar | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | didlzz | 43% | 21 |
| #5 | бехмир | 41% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | бехмир | 10 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | joca_bar | 9 | 0.0121 |
| #3 | макито косаламо | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #4 | Kalister | 3 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | бехмир | 192 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #2 | didlzz | 68 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #3 | joca_bar | 53 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | макито косаламо | 43 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Kalister | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | макито косаламо | +6.27 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | бехмир | +2.69 | 63 | 47 |
| #3 | Kalister | +1.81 | 61 | 38 |
| #4 | joca_bar | -1.28 | 43 | 40 |
| #5 | skank | -2.10 | 54 | 34 |





