








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 113 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 233 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3486 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,694 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2082 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2498 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 856 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2258 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,148,886 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | 75% | 36 |
| #2 | c6x | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | Snowy | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | -Mat_ | 58% | 72 |
| #5 | thok | 57% | 121 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | thok | 57% | 121 |
| #6 | Lucid | 54% | 56 |
| #7 | Samsung | 51% | 123 |
| #8 | l1psl4p | 48% | 77 |
| #9 | #1 Bottom Fragger UK | 47% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | 19 | 0.0233 |
| #2 | thok | 16 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | l1psl4p | 16 | 0.0085 |
| #4 | -Mat_ | 10 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Samsung | 9 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -Mat_ | 370 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | l1psl4p | 227 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Samsung | 224 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Lucid | 204 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #5 | thok | 177 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeathB1ade | +3.35 | 84 | 51 |
| #2 | Snowy | +3.23 | 74 | 56 |
| #3 | -Mat_ | +2.26 | 85 | 76 |
| #4 | c6x | +1.52 | 54 | 61 |
| #5 | Lucid | +1.47 | 85 | 61 |





