








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 795 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 618 matches | ||
| Faceit | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7993 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,023 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7343 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5407 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4297 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3976 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,778,743 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 541 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gillionayre | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | tripleman | 52% | 56 |
| #3 | Colty | 52% | 64 |
| #4 | Heemeyer Fabrication | 51% | 47 |
| #5 | Lance | 51% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | DirtMcGirt | 47% | 190 |
| #10 | MCDONALDSWIFIPEEK SentineL | 46% | 97 |
| #11 | Rooby Racks | 45% | 47 |
| #12 | Kise | 44% | 84 |
| #13 | Valid | 35% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kise | 11 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | * Fresh | 10 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Colty | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Lax | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | MCDONALDSWIFIPEEK SentineL | 7 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lax | 768 | 0.12 | 20 min |
| #2 | DirtMcGirt | 603 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Lance | 459 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #4 | MCDONALDSWIFIPEEK SentineL | 450 | 0.23 | 9 min |
| #5 | ry^_^ | 293 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MCDONALDSWIFIPEEK SentineL | +2.23 | 81 | 56 |
| #2 | Lax | +1.32 | 74 | 60 |
| #3 | Kise | +0.78 | 73 | 49 |
| #4 | Gillionayre | +0.77 | 79 | 44 |
| #5 | ry^_^ | -0.21 | 43 | 59 |





