








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 202 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1077 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 779 | 33% |
| Smokes | 74 | 3% |
| HE Grenades | 1102 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 432 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $668,806 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Brycey Boo<3 | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | DeadlySlave | 36% | 11 |
| #7 | Coaved | 30% | 10 |
| #8 | Bober Kurwa | 29% | 14 |
| #9 | Zy | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharty Marty | 382 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #2 | Brycey Boo<3 | 62 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | Double | 58 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | Bober Kurwa | 23 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #5 | DeadlySlave | 22 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sharty Marty | +5.55 | 76 | 60 |
| #2 | ZseT | +2.66 | 56 | 55 |
| #3 | Brycey Boo<3 | +2.35 | 86 | 47 |
| #4 | DeadlySlave | -0.14 | 74 | 46 |
| #5 | Zy | -1.29 | 54 | 54 |





