








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 91 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1514 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,101 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3373 | 37% |
| Smokes | 1908 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1672 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2148 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $273,742 of utility $69 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FelipeL | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | ✪ Alvarot | 58% | 96 |
| #3 | 007kof | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | Viktoral | 56% | 157 |
| #5 | Berasarte | 53% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | 007kof | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | Viktoral | 56% | 157 |
| #5 | Berasarte | 53% | 77 |
| #6 | I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES | 52% | 54 |
| #7 | Sas1l | 50% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Berasarte | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Viktoral | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | ✪ Alvarot | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viktoral | 442 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | ✪ Alvarot | 315 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | 007kof | 226 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES | 213 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Berasarte | 180 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ FelipeL | +2.44 | 92 | 63 |
| #2 | Viktoral | +1.96 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES | +1.49 | 66 | 67 |
| #4 | Berasarte | +0.82 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | ✪ Alvarot | -0.48 | 61 | 61 |





