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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2652 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1314 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 62 matches | ||
| Faceit | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 212 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
17073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 63,067 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17001 | 27% |
| Smokes | 20662 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 9811 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 15593 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,751,388 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2780 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | 74% | 145 |
| #2 | clover | 73% | 215 |
| #3 | Damii | 73% | 120 |
| #4 | agu; | 72% | 498 |
| #5 | Ardiii | 71% | 216 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | agu; | 25 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | clover | 22 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | CATERO | 9 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Ardiii | 5 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clover | +4.85 | 89 | 65 |
| #2 | Damii | +3.19 | 83 | 66 |
| #3 | agu; | +2.69 | 88 | 68 |
| #4 | /// /// PR1MO ツ | +2.61 | 89 | 64 |
| #5 | ✪ FelipeL | +2.08 | 84 | 69 |





