








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 675 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,575 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4602 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4460 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3619 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3894 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,434,869 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 881 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | sabo | 54% | 65 |
| #6 | Ocean65 | 53% | 148 |
| #7 | QUiCKZ | 52% | 113 |
| #8 | mentalityman21 | 51% | 72 |
| #9 | TIMED OUT | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blep | 14 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | QUiCKZ | 13 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | robson | 12 | 0.0087 |
| #4 | Ocean65 | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | mentalityman21 | 9 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocean65 | 689 | 0.22 | 19 min |
| #2 | blep | 402 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #3 | QUiCKZ | 363 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | sabo | 188 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #5 | mentalityman21 | 165 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suun | +2.29 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | robson | +1.42 | 69 | 56 |
| #3 | QUiCKZ | +1.15 | 88 | 62 |
| #4 | VÆRTΞCX | +0.96 | 72 | 64 |
| #5 | TIMED OUT | +0.88 | 96 | 54 |





