








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 593 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 592 matches | ||
| Wingman | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




59 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6460 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7530 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6879 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 7035 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7338 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,613,743 of utility $159 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1241 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VÆRTΞCX | 54% | 131 |
| #2 | robson | 53% | 176 |
| #3 | pAuL | 52% | 101 |
| #4 | HoanG乌龟 | 52% | 67 |
| #5 | QUiCKZ | 52% | 170 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | jasonlee42 | 46% | 52 |
| #11 | TIMED OUT | 46% | 81 |
| #12 | TakTazzz | 45% | 101 |
| #13 | mentalityman21 | 41% | 109 |
| #14 | Commander Ownage | 41% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sabo | 50 | 0.0089 |
| #2 | Ocean65 | 45 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | suun | 17 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | QUiCKZ | 15 | 0.0049 |
| #5 | robson | 14 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ocean65 | 2142 | 0.20 | 62 min |
| #2 | sabo | 786 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | suun | 499 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | QUiCKZ | 402 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #5 | TakTazzz | 356 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | suun | +1.78 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | TakTazzz | +1.53 | 84 | 65 |
| #3 | HoanG乌龟 | +1.10 | 91 | 65 |
| #4 | robson | +1.08 | 70 | 57 |
| #5 | jasonlee42 | +1.07 | 82 | 65 |





