








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1750 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 1147 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




94 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
15913 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9248 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7795 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5619 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 8248 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,260,364 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1174 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BangBros.Inc | 52% | 255 |
| #2 | B0WchickaW0W | 51% | 270 |
| #3 | Rid3ordi3 | 51% | 284 |
| #4 | -[biqut2]- | 51% | 133 |
| #5 | iCake | 48% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Rid3ordi3 | 51% | 284 |
| #4 | -[biqut2]- | 51% | 133 |
| #5 | iCake | 48% | 218 |
| #6 | Inst1nctz | 47% | 87 |
| #7 | ♧KillaKiller♧ | 44% | 175 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BangBros.Inc | 28 | 0.0052 |
| #2 | B0WchickaW0W | 20 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ♧KillaKiller♧ | 19 | 0.0054 |
| #4 | Rid3ordi3 | 17 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | iCake | 16 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BangBros.Inc | 1496 | 0.28 | 37 min |
| #2 | B0WchickaW0W | 1393 | 0.24 | 34 min |
| #3 | Rid3ordi3 | 1269 | 0.21 | 37 min |
| #4 | ♧KillaKiller♧ | 532 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #5 | -[biqut2]- | 306 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Inst1nctz | +0.81 | 78 | 52 |
| #2 | Gum Cuzzler | +0.56 | 73 | 51 |
| #3 | Rid3ordi3 | +0.47 | 74 | 51 |
| #4 | BangBros.Inc | +0.39 | 81 | 69 |
| #5 | B0WchickaW0W | +0.30 | 81 | 72 |





