








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1502 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,689 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1044 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1070 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1152 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $362,486 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 40 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | IXPotterXI ™ | 47% | 17 |
| #8 | Tugglebub | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | Umurangi | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | Nightbear73 | 44% | 9 |
| #11 | STEEEEELE | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | STEEEEELE | 3 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | beelee | 2 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | IXPotterXI ™ | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Killerhawk | 1 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Nightbear73 | 1 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Umurangi | 165 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #2 | STEEEEELE | 121 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #3 | Mike | 92 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | IXPotterXI ™ | 85 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Tugglebub | 51 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | beelee | +2.77 | 83 | 44 |
| #2 | Umurangi | +1.55 | 69 | 69 |
| #3 | Nightbear73 | +1.43 | 84 | 46 |
| #4 | Mike | +0.92 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | Killerhawk | +0.54 | 68 | 58 |





