








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 266 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 96 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Esplay | 7 matches | 1,507 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1675 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,603 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 644 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1156 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1088 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 715 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $916,713 of utility $225 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Äppeljucius | 13 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | eiddE | 11 | 0.0076 |
| #3 | Annamaister | 8 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | batcha | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 4 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | batcha | 161 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | eiddE | 145 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Annamaister | 129 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | fittankaN | 100 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #5 | Äppeljucius | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fittankaN | +4.51 | 84 | 77 |
| #2 | eiddE | +2.59 | 59 | 56 |
| #3 | Göran | +2.57 | 68 | 63 |
| #4 | Äppeljucius | +0.35 | 57 | 47 |
| #5 | Lusse | -0.30 | 49 | 55 |





