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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Faceit | 61 matches | ||
| Esplay | 10 matches | 1,641 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2172 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2741 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2207 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3159 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1898 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,007,342 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 46% | 121 |
| #8 | Äppeljucius | 46% | 52 |
| #9 | Göran | 46% | 137 |
| #10 | mdn | 45% | 20 |
| #11 | Lusse | 37% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiddE | 28 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Lusse | 14 | 0.0133 |
| #3 | Äppeljucius | 11 | 0.0110 |
| #4 | Annamaister | 10 | 0.0067 |
| #5 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 9 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiddE | 560 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #2 | fittankaN | 473 | 0.29 | 14 min |
| #3 | Tokbull1 | 321 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| #4 | Göran | 253 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Annamaister | 208 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fittankaN | +5.18 | 86 | 78 |
| #2 | Tokbull1 | +3.73 | 80 | 64 |
| #3 | eiddE | +1.22 | 56 | 56 |
| #4 | Göran | +1.19 | 66 | 64 |
| #5 | Stor_Staven | +0.43 | 54 | 55 |





