








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 342 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 58 matches | ||
| Esplay | 50 matches | 1,885 | |
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2251 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1545 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1745 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2139 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1738 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $918,468 of utility $180 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 283 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | batcha | 46% | 137 |
| #9 | Äppeljucius | 44% | 25 |
| #10 | Annamaister | 43% | 44 |
| #11 | Grokko ♡ | 41% | 17 |
| #12 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 38% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eiddE | 9 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | batcha | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Annamaister | 5 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Tokbull1 | 4 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | fittankaN | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | batcha | 369 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #2 | fittankaN | 334 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #3 | eiddE | 315 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | Tokbull1 | 276 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | Annamaister | 118 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fittankaN | +4.58 | 84 | 80 |
| #2 | Tokbull1 | +2.66 | 81 | 63 |
| #3 | Sture Stoppdjur | +1.93 | 80 | 52 |
| #4 | Göran | +0.92 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | eiddE | +0.80 | 59 | 57 |





