








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 457 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 186 matches | ||
| Faceit | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Esplay | 8 matches | 1,985 | |
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,815 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2190 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2320 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2451 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1854 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,519,061 of utility $201 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | batcha | 29 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Annamaister | 18 | 0.0100 |
| #3 | Lusse | 15 | 0.0104 |
| #4 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 13 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | Äppeljucius | 10 | 0.0108 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | batcha | 702 | 0.14 | 20 min |
| #2 | fittankaN | 586 | 0.30 | 18 min |
| #3 | Tokbull1 | 373 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | Göran | 299 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Annamaister | 230 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fittankaN | +4.87 | 85 | 80 |
| #2 | Tokbull1 | +3.34 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | eiddE | +1.49 | 57 | 56 |
| #4 | Göran | +1.04 | 66 | 63 |
| #5 | Stor_Staven | +0.78 | 47 | 57 |





