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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 189 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Esplay | 14 matches | 1,729 | |
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1007 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 458 | 16% |
| Smokes | 409 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1162 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 799 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,444 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 165 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tokbull1 | 90% | 10 |
| #2 | fittankaN | 71% | 14 |
| #3 | Annamaister | 55% | 38 |
| #4 | eiddE | 54% | 50 |
| #5 | batcha | 46% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Annamaister | 11 | 0.0140 |
| #2 | batcha | 10 | 0.0102 |
| #3 | Lusse | 8 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | eiddE | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #5 | Mr.gåsen ♡ | 3 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | batcha | 163 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #2 | Annamaister | 152 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #3 | eiddE | 94 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Lusse | 75 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | fittankaN | 71 | 0.25 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fittankaN | +6.51 | 88 | 77 |
| #2 | Tokbull1 | +4.55 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | Göran | +3.03 | 64 | 64 |
| #4 | Sture Stoppdjur | +2.45 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | eiddE | +1.74 | 54 | 54 |





