








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 128 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1587 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1207 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1408 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 932 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1134 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $216,154 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 42 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | jod | 50% | 6 |
| #8 | ArchithoN | 50% | 12 |
| #9 | Pixelated Prophecy TTV | 43% | 7 |
| #10 | Ajax | 42% | 12 |
| #11 | fl4sh | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lync007 | 9 | 0.0100 |
| #2 | Ajax | 2 | 0.0081 |
| #3 | Shane | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | Pixelated Prophecy TTV | 1 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | mijo | 1 | 0.0111 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lync007 | 262 | 0.29 | 6 min |
| #2 | Shane | 93 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pyrex | 77 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | Ajax | 55 | 0.22 | 1 min |
| #5 | fl4sh | 54 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mijo | +7.67 | 98 | 76 |
| #2 | ArchithoN | +2.48 | 95 | 70 |
| #3 | M1n1maL | +2.42 | 86 | 59 |
| #4 | Pyrex | +2.11 | 86 | 55 |
| #5 | Shane | +0.63 | 68 | 60 |





