








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 128 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2148 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,904 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1567 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1793 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1196 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1348 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $497,133 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 542 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | 1ntz3 | 64% | 11 |
| #3 | ArchithoN | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Majestyk | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | M1n1maL | 57% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ArchithoN | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | Majestyk | 57% | 21 |
| #5 | M1n1maL | 57% | 28 |
| #6 | ncx | 53% | 17 |
| #7 | fl4sh | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl4sh | 2 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | ncx | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1n1maL | 93 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #2 | ncx | 86 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | ArchithoN | 61 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #4 | fl4sh | 43 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Frosty | 42 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frosty | +3.09 | 64 | 80 |
| #2 | ArchithoN | +2.41 | 90 | 78 |
| #3 | Shane | +1.89 | 81 | 62 |
| #4 | ncx | +1.12 | 62 | 54 |
| #5 | M1n1maL | +0.76 | 82 | 57 |





