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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 378 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 836 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 28 | 3% |
| Smokes | 5 | 1% |
| HE Grenades | 151 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 652 | 78% |
Our logs show you have wasted $193,062 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrobarJug-iwnl- | 52% | 21 |
| #2 | Kosken | 50% | 32 |
| #3 | Trucker Aitch | 48% | 23 |
| #4 | Silver Gamer | 45% | 44 |
| #5 | Rajko | 45% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Aitch The Trucker | 44% | 52 |
| #7 | Larsson | 44% | 78 |
| #8 | AitchBeeSea | 41% | 176 |
| #9 | Llama | 38% | 32 |
| #10 | bob | 29% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AitchBeeSea | 33 | 0.0103 |
| #2 | Aitch The Trucker | 20 | 0.0195 |
| #3 | Silver Gamer | 14 | 0.0154 |
| #4 | Larsson | 13 | 0.0084 |
| #5 | Trucker Aitch | 13 | 0.0329 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AitchBeeSea | 611 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #2 | Larsson | 254 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #3 | Silver Gamer | 194 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| #4 | Aitch The Trucker | 190 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rajko | 118 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rajko | +10.55 | 96 | 65 |
| #2 | Trucker Aitch | +9.25 | 76 | 74 |
| #3 | AitchBeeSea | +6.26 | 87 | 66 |
| #4 | Aitch The Trucker | +5.47 | 79 | 62 |
| #5 | Silver Gamer | +5.45 | 59 | 46 |





