








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 397 matches | ||
| Faceit | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Wingman | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




287 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9624 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,110 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9929 | 37% |
| Smokes | 6312 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6599 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 4270 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,417,464 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6424 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrobarJug-iwnl- | 54% | 82 |
| #2 | Tenny | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Larsson | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | AitchBeeSea | 48% | 164 |
| #5 | Sevle | 46% | 286 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tenny | 53% | 62 |
| #3 | Larsson | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | AitchBeeSea | 48% | 164 |
| #5 | Sevle | 46% | 286 |
| #6 | oku | 39% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevle | 60 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | AitchBeeSea | 47 | 0.0147 |
| #3 | oku | 10 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | Larsson | 8 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | GrobarJug-iwnl- | 3 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sevle | 844 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #2 | AitchBeeSea | 593 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | oku | 143 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Larsson | 127 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | Tenny | 104 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AitchBeeSea | +2.58 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | Silver Gamer | +1.51 | 64 | 51 |
| #3 | oku | +1.20 | 80 | 60 |
| #4 | Sevle | +0.15 | 70 | 64 |
| #5 | Tenny | -0.08 | 43 | 62 |





