








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 533 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Premier | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,147 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1836 | 30% |
| Smokes | 843 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 1797 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1671 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $441,773 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2475 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bob | 65% | 23 |
| #2 | Larsson | 48% | 33 |
| #3 | Happy Llama | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | ImBatman(TrustMeBro) | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | Silver Gamer | 39% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Happy Llama | 47% | 38 |
| #4 | ImBatman(TrustMeBro) | 44% | 52 |
| #5 | Silver Gamer | 39% | 18 |
| #6 | AitchBeeSea | 25% | 12 |
| #7 | poffertjesheer | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy Llama | 29 | 0.0450 |
| #2 | Silver Gamer | 8 | 0.0239 |
| #3 | Larsson | 6 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | bob | 4 | 0.0103 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Happy Llama | 183 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| #2 | Larsson | 106 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | Silver Gamer | 106 | 0.32 | 2 min |
| #4 | AitchBeeSea | 54 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #5 | poffertjesheer | 37 | 0.15 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AitchBeeSea | +7.12 | 88 | 69 |
| #2 | Aitch The Trucker | +2.62 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | Silver Gamer | +2.34 | 76 | 38 |
| #4 | Happy Llama | +0.45 | 79 | 45 |
| #5 | Larsson | -0.24 | 46 | 65 |





