








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2886 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 271 matches | ||
| Premier | 156 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




164 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10151 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,562 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9401 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5104 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 9614 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 8443 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,097,398 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GrobarJug-iwnl- | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | !$crimr! (1312) | 54% | 68 |
| #3 | Kosken | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Larsson | 50% | 146 |
| #5 | MAKSI152 | 48% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | MAKSI152 | 48% | 67 |
| #6 | Silver Gamer | 48% | 164 |
| #7 | bob | 45% | 80 |
| #8 | Llama | 44% | 57 |
| #9 | ImBatman(TrustMeBro) | 41% | 176 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | 70 | 0.0220 |
| #2 | Larsson | 32 | 0.0117 |
| #3 | !$crimr! (1312) | 32 | 0.0242 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | 10 | 0.0069 |
| #5 | Kosken | 9 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Silver Gamer | 746 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | Larsson | 410 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | !$crimr! (1312) | 315 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | 280 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | Llama | 130 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AitchBeeSea | +3.11 | 83 | 65 |
| #2 | Silver Gamer | +2.89 | 69 | 47 |
| #3 | !$crimr! (1312) | -0.24 | 71 | 37 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | -0.32 | 61 | 58 |
| #5 | GrobarJug-iwnl- | -0.58 | 48 | 49 |





