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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 193 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
348 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3 | 6% |
| Smokes | 7 | 13% |
| HE Grenades | 11 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 32 | 60% |
Our logs show you have wasted $249,854 of utility $101 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 30 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WhiteText | 57% | 7 |
| #2 | Boomer5749 | 38% | 13 |
| #3 | JoeyDaddy | 38% | 21 |
| #4 | (82)M4Y-s3n | 32% | 31 |
| #5 | Sensful | 30% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensful | 20 | 0.0177 |
| #2 | General Geralt | 12 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | (82)M4Y-s3n | 5 | 0.0079 |
| #4 | Hectic_NotFlusha | 4 | 0.0222 |
| #5 | JoeyDaddy | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sensful | 59 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #2 | JoeyDaddy | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | PP | 34 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | 86 | 33 | 0.20 | 1 min |
| #5 | (82)M4Y-s3n | 28 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 86 | +11.18 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | JoeyDaddy | +6.61 | 64 | 50 |
| #3 | Sensful | +4.41 | 97 | 42 |
| #4 | Hectic_NotFlusha | +3.34 | 41 | 32 |
| #5 | (82)M4Y-s3n | +2.69 | 45 | 42 |





