








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2345 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 305 matches | ||
| Premier | 237 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 179 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 184 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




368 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9944 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,832 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4514 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3882 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3094 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2342 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,687,830 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2433 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | stop bunnyhopping iql | 59% | 66 |
| #2 | рурга | 53% | 86 |
| #3 | BlakeTheBumm | 48% | 136 |
| #4 | General Geralt | 46% | 382 |
| #5 | 86 | 45% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | General Geralt | 102 | 0.0132 |
| #2 | Hectic_NotFlusha | 75 | 0.0283 |
| #3 | (82)M4Y-s3n | 31 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | BlakeTheBumm | 22 | 0.0082 |
| #5 | рурга | 20 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 86 | +5.70 | 84 | 71 |
| #2 | рурга | +3.63 | 79 | 45 |
| #3 | Sensful | +2.30 | 92 | 40 |
| #4 | stop bunnyhopping iql | +1.91 | 36 | 57 |
| #5 | Hectic_NotFlusha | +1.11 | 59 | 36 |





