








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 433 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 616 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




141 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5217 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4641 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9044 | 42% |
| HE Grenades | 3570 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 4242 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,105,938 of utility $58 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 964 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | CHU CHOQUÉ ! | 48% | 181 |
| #5 | AidsDispenser | 45% | 252 |
| #6 | Wobbey | 44% | 61 |
| #7 | 破壊の神 Kawzin | 44% | 86 |
| #8 | Roberto Lupin | 42% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHU CHOQUÉ ! | 50 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Roger Cocaciel | 18 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | 破壊の神 Kawzin | 12 | 0.0070 |
| #4 | Roberto Lupin | 12 | 0.0079 |
| #5 | AidsDispenser | 7 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CHU CHOQUÉ ! | 301 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | White Privilage ✠ | 235 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Roger Cocaciel | 219 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #4 | Roberto Lupin | 121 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | Wobbey | 103 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Roger Cocaciel | +3.12 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | CHU CHOQUÉ ! | +1.73 | 52 | 53 |
| #3 | White Privilage ✠ | +1.53 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Joking-radio | +0.95 | 41 | 46 |
| #5 | 破壊の神 Kawzin | +0.34 | 66 | 27 |





