








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 121 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1962 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,343 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2430 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1981 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 291 | 5% |
| Molotovs | 1641 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $325,244 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Mintredz | 48% | 25 |
| #7 | ryan | 47% | 88 |
| #8 | Hoshi | 46% | 13 |
| #9 | Rem | 46% | 13 |
| #10 | nuna | 46% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JTPC | 631 | 0.22 | 14 min |
| #2 | odinxxx91 | 335 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| #3 | nuna | 140 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | ryan | 138 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | laroy | 128 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | laroy | +1.85 | 84 | 52 |
| #2 | JTPC | +1.09 | 70 | 48 |
| #3 | Hoshi | +1.03 | 48 | 78 |
| #4 | nuna | +0.77 | 88 | 54 |
| #5 | Dia-chan <3 | +0.37 | 71 | 52 |





