








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1159 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 382 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5227 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,000 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2819 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4319 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4105 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3757 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,147,384 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1163 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | odinxxx91 | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | BuiZai | 59% | 175 |
| #3 | Kirboobie | 58% | 112 |
| #4 | ✪ Huh | 57% | 120 |
| #5 | JTPC | 50% | 138 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | JTPC | 50% | 138 |
| #6 | cmr | 49% | 273 |
| #7 | Screwdriver | 49% | 222 |
| #8 | Dia-chan <3 | 47% | 88 |
| #9 | nuna | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cmr | 20 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Screwdriver | 9 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Kirboobie | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | nuna | 4 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | odinxxx91 | 3 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cmr | 1208 | 0.22 | 29 min |
| #2 | Screwdriver | 1184 | 0.26 | 29 min |
| #3 | Kirboobie | 682 | 0.29 | 19 min |
| #4 | JTPC | 508 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Dia-chan <3 | 342 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Huh | +2.89 | 79 | 50 |
| #2 | BuiZai | +2.46 | 77 | 60 |
| #3 | Kirboobie | +2.28 | 59 | 71 |
| #4 | JTPC | +1.10 | 75 | 52 |
| #5 | ryan | +0.32 | 72 | 51 |





