








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3049 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2511 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2128 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1961 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1713 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,455,859 of utility $216 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mxxn | 70% | 71 |
| #2 | walaowehhhh | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | ryan | 62% | 29 |
| #4 | odinxxx91 | 62% | 55 |
| #5 | Dia-chan <3 | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | nuna | 50% | 18 |
| #13 | kiLLian | 50% | 30 |
| #14 | Apostle | 47% | 53 |
| #15 | Rem | 46% | 28 |
| #16 | VENGEANCE | 44% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mxxn | 12 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | odinxxx91 | 10 | 0.0091 |
| #3 | Ryan the energetic | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | wungus | 5 | 0.0055 |
| #5 | no name | 5 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ryan the energetic | 611 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #2 | odinxxx91 | 301 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | mxxn | 214 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #4 | Hoshi | 205 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | JTPC | 202 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wungus | +5.07 | 86 | 53 |
| #2 | JTPC | +4.06 | 80 | 59 |
| #3 | mxxn | +3.84 | 85 | 49 |
| #4 | odinxxx91 | +2.68 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | Dia-chan <3 | +2.42 | 77 | 37 |





