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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 94 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1158 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,181 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1196 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1084 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 515 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $220,578 of utility $76 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slow | 9 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | samurott101 | 9 | 0.0227 |
| #3 | Hanabi | 6 | 0.0165 |
| #4 | simon | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | ProXimity | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | 101 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | slow | 77 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hanabi | 75 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | simon | 43 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | indra | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | +7.61 | 92 | 51 |
| #2 | Mueda | +5.11 | 87 | 29 |
| #3 | slow | +1.15 | 84 | 49 |
| #4 | nthan | +0.00 | 50 | 41 |
| #5 | indra | -0.18 | 57 | 48 |





