








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 281 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 39 matches | ||
| Wingman | 28 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,853 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1425 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1221 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1144 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1063 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $552,110 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slow | 58% | 131 |
| #2 | Mueda | 57% | 44 |
| #3 | ProXimity | 56% | 130 |
| #4 | nthan | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Hanabi | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanabi | 39 | 0.0251 |
| #2 | samurott101 | 21 | 0.0137 |
| #3 | slow | 18 | 0.0072 |
| #4 | Mueda | 12 | 0.0137 |
| #5 | ProXimity | 7 | 0.0028 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hanabi | 252 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | ProXimity | 218 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | slow | 201 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mueda | 114 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | samurott101 | 75 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ProXimity | +5.82 | 92 | 54 |
| #2 | Mueda | +5.07 | 87 | 32 |
| #3 | Venti | +4.99 | 90 | 49 |
| #4 | slow | +2.20 | 85 | 50 |
| #5 | indra | -0.33 | 56 | 49 |





