








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3350 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,532 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4535 | 24% |
| Smokes | 4710 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3785 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 5502 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,747,359 of utility $177 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 224 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | 62% | 211 |
| #2 | fluffmeister | 61% | 109 |
| #3 | Shotgun Jesus | 61% | 155 |
| #4 | Red Panda Rocket | 60% | 80 |
| #5 | Soy Un Dorito | 57% | 177 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | +6.49 | 69 | 79 |
| #2 | fluffmeister | +6.13 | 73 | 82 |
| #3 | Shotgun Jesus | +2.91 | 64 | 60 |
| #4 | Arnold Shivajinagar | +1.69 | 87 | 52 |
| #5 | Kencha | +0.26 | 36 | 65 |





