








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 581 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Premier | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4255 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,220 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4998 | 31% |
| Smokes | 4390 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3150 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3682 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,197,122 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 566 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | f0rest- | 70% | 163 |
| #2 | GZA | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | WinterRaven | 62% | 45 |
| #4 | Kencha | 61% | 155 |
| #5 | Arnold Shivajinagar | 60% | 370 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fluffmeister | +6.29 | 75 | 83 |
| #2 | f0rest- | +5.69 | 69 | 78 |
| #3 | Shotgun Jesus | +2.64 | 65 | 60 |
| #4 | Arnold Shivajinagar | +2.64 | 89 | 53 |
| #5 | Kencha | +0.62 | 38 | 64 |





