








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 538 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 83 matches | ||
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,252 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6235 | 34% |
| Smokes | 4791 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3734 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3492 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,222 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnglishName | 58% | 235 |
| #2 | Tante Rafi | 56% | 139 |
| #3 | N | 55% | 49 |
| #4 | Bocchi | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | comediaN | 54% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Bocchi | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | comediaN | 54% | 225 |
| #6 | レイ | 53% | 175 |
| #7 | Himejoshi Enjoyer | 52% | 114 |
| #8 | Dr Goon | 52% | 230 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | レイ | 81 | 0.0233 |
| #2 | EnglishName | 78 | 0.0164 |
| #3 | comediaN | 35 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | Tante Rafi | 26 | 0.0093 |
| #5 | Dr Goon | 23 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | comediaN | 687 | 0.15 | 18 min |
| #2 | EnglishName | 584 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Tante Rafi | 507 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | レイ | 247 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | Dr Goon | 215 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EnglishName | +4.18 | 75 | 54 |
| #2 | Dr Goon | +1.25 | 54 | 46 |
| #3 | レイ | +1.22 | 73 | 42 |
| #4 | comediaN | +1.18 | 59 | 60 |
| #5 | Bocchi | +0.74 | 63 | 52 |





