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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2710 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 573 matches | ||
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




101 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,427 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3255 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2481 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 5080 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 5611 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,554,584 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 765 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KennyBBM | 1155 | 0.18 | 34 min |
| #2 | Rising Phoenix | 271 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | HauHau1 | 179 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | t1M | 148 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | ✧*・゚ClutchKitten・゚*✧ | 25 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rising Phoenix | +2.84 | 74 | 46 |
| #2 | KennyBBM | +2.68 | 74 | 66 |
| #3 | t1M | +0.55 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | Swagsports | -0.17 | 67 | 51 |
| #5 | HauHau1 | -1.58 | 56 | 38 |





