








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 435 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 181 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




288 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2881 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,319 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1877 | 30% |
| Smokes | 950 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 2853 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 639 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $338,701 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | 42% | 317 |
| #2 | Insomniac | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | Evmorfia | 41% | 369 |
| #4 | Crashout | 41% | 162 |
| #5 | Sxkunax | 40% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Insomniac | 41% | 58 |
| #3 | Evmorfia | 41% | 369 |
| #4 | Crashout | 41% | 162 |
| #5 | Sxkunax | 40% | 93 |
| #6 | W_D_Shadow | 36% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | 111 | 0.0186 |
| #2 | Crashout | 99 | 0.0319 |
| #3 | W_D_Shadow | 61 | 0.0289 |
| #4 | Evmorfia | 45 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Sxkunax | 14 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | 2603 | 0.44 | 56 min |
| #2 | Crashout | 589 | 0.19 | 18 min |
| #3 | Evmorfia | 443 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #4 | W_D_Shadow | 323 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | Insomniac | 113 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stel | +3.09 | 61 | 59 |
| #2 | Sxkunax | +2.37 | 63 | 24 |
| #3 | Crashout | +0.90 | 33 | 47 |
| #4 | Insomniac | -1.59 | 28 | 34 |
| #5 | Sjefkeee | -1.59 | 34 | 30 |





